Uniporns

remuspoopin:

#idk why i’m so attracted to you #your face is a rectangle with hair on it

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Sebastian, why is there a rubber duck in your bathroom?

Yes of course I’m using your toothbrush. I know where that’s been unlike that one that’s been sitting there for years.

Did we ever blow up that Ukraine bank?

Hey look, a penny. Yes, of course I’m keeping it, Moran. Head’s up means good luck.

Call me a leprechaun again and I will use this toothbrush to tear your brain through your nose. 

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timelordsandtea:

pastwicked:

largerthanlifeus:

consultingskeletontribute:

somesortof-death-frisbee:

imyouraziraphale:

One

two

three

four

I declare

a time war. 

 #five 

#six 

#seven 

#eight 

#daleks scream 

#EXTER-MIN-ATE

Nine,

Ten,

Eleven,

Twelve.

The Doctor died,

and Silence Fell

Twelve,

Eleven,

Ten,

Nine. 

Here he goes,

back in time.

Eight,

Seven,

Six,

Five.

Run, Rose Tyler,

To stay alive.

4,

3,

2,

1.

The story continues,

But the song is done.

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Can you just stop with your face, it hurts me in all of my being

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theappleppielifestyle:

“Tony Stark,” he says, and pauses, giving Tony a second or two not to run away screaming. “Will you. Do me the honour. Of becoming my husband?”

“Yep,” Tony blurts, and his knees hit the floor as he drags Steve in for a kiss.

From my fic.

The Yep is what got me

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mutedlikesunset:

Men I wouldn’t kick out of my bed → David Tennant

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• Tony: LET'S BE BFF ALWAYS
• Bruce: But I could kill you all and I wouldn't even be able to control myself-
• Tony: BFF
• Bruce: You're not getting the severity of the situation-
• Tony: BEST
• Bruce: Mr. Stark you have to-
• Tony: FRIENDS
• Bruce: Tony-
• Tony: FOREVER

eightertrek asked you:
six photos of norman reedus

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UNF

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